I have a little demon who lives inside my brain
And at 3,00 a m each morning he likes to cause me pain!
He bashes at my brain cells and tries to cause me harm
He realigns all my thoughts and destroys my peace and calm
He wants to stop my future, to hold my life in check
and if I could catch the little bugger, I’d wring his sodding neck!
I’d grab his bloody toasting fork, and break it on his head
I’d free myself from his iron grip, and then go calmly back to bed!