“When you’re feeling sad and blue
And you don’t know what to do –
Spread a little honey on your bed!”
Well, I’ve decided I’m a “Little Honey” (I hope that translates OK in the US and isn’t crude!) and I’m looking forward to the day when someone wants to spread me on their bed (providing – of course – I want to be spread!)
And in case you’re wondering- I didn’t make that ditty up! Clearly well below my amazing standard of poetry!!!!! I wish!