The “cream of the crop” from some of this week’s contacts:
A, 47 – To be honest with you, I find your profile attractive.. send me your email let communicate privately,and set up a wonderful conversation.
After what I’ve just been through – No way!! I’m not THAT stupid!
hello lovely one – hope you like my profile and willing to locate something great here so why don’t you drop me a line. I put much stock in instant love/lust/caring smile
No beating about the bush there then. A sort of just let’s get on with it approach. I’m slightly bothered about the ‘something’ I’m supposed to ‘locate’ and how fast! (and given he’s on an internet dating site – would I find it!!)
C, 37: Premium beef on offer! Wanted: A caring owner. Must be funny, smart and chilled.
If you fit the bill and can add more to the plate, serve yourself up and send me a message!
Now this one really caught my interest! Do I respond with “I like my beef rare and preferably from an animal!” – which he might just mis-interpret as a come on? Or shall I just ignore him!! I think – on reflection – ignore!
Something I wish people noticed about me: That I am actually Richard Gere in another body.
Having looked at your photo and read your profile all I can say is “In your dreams sunshine!”
T, 51 i wont wink at you as im aware lotsa u gals dont like winkers………. im a normal bloke looking for a female friend im atouch extreme but told a bit of a character,have a butchers and get back if you fancy a laff…or a chat
Oh dear!! Perhaps I should introduce him to the ‘rare beef’ above!! They could then ‘butcher’ each other!
D. 51: I’m an attractive and fairly fit 50 something. I’m laid back, tactile, intelligent. I am also married though not entirely happily.
I’m looking for a similar lady, in similar circumstances who would like to meet regularly for discreet ‘diversions’. Are you out there?
This one ‘sent me into a total rage!” – so much so I reported him!! I think we all know why!